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Tab. 21. VA. Working in retail.

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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"I love that moment. When you’re on a long car ride, or listening to music, or reading. And you completely zone out. You forget your troubles, and everyone around you. You’re focused on that one thing, and that one thing only. You’re content, and everything seems peaceful."

punkmothra:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

(Source: spookymothra, via aphrodite-official)


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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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unclefather:

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jerkidiot:

okay but if Miley’s dad is Robbie Ray and Hannah Montana’s dad is Robbie Ray, how did no one notice that they were the same person for that long

Hannah Montana and Miley are the same person? 

Tag your fucking spoilers

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… its too early for this bullshit.

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Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

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